Mr. Bret Lynes, born on October 14, 1974, is a well-known teacher around campus for his comedic, kind, and intelligent personality. Mr. Lynes started his college adventure at UC Davis, where he loved all of his teachers and professors. Mr. Lynes studied aeronautical engineering to try to manufacture aviation vehicles and fly planes. He graduated with a bachelor’s degree (4 yrs). He worked as a commercial pilot for some years and later switched careers to atmospheric science, where he got a job as a weather forecaster. He hated his job there and remembered that his father was a teacher. At a very young age, he helped his father and thought working with people younger than him would be a lot of fun. He says he loves the enthusiasm of middle schoolers, and it would also help him not work an office job 9-5. He went to UC Davis to acquire his teaching credential for Secondary Math and Science (1.5 yrs). After, he went to National University Alliant International (AIU) to get his Masters in Education Administration (1.5 yrs) with Mr. Happoldt, his wife, and Dr. Pulver (Our superintendent).

Mr. Lynes, as a science teacher, says for all students not to sweat the little things. He wants the best for his students and wants them to succeed. He says to be true to yourself, enjoy every moment, and focus on the good things. His teaching style includes comedy and funny jokes because he loves seeing people laugh and be happy. He loves being honest and teaching new things.

Speaking of honesty, Mr. Lynes is open about exclaiming facts about his wife. Mr. Lynes met his wife while attending National University. They found many common interests with each other and got married in 2000 and had triplets in 2006.

Neat Facts:
– Mr. Lynes doesn’t have a favorite color

– Mr. Lynes’ favorite word is fantastic

– Mr. Lynes states that he doesn’t like Bill Nye the Science Guy (Even though he looks like him)

– Mr. Lynes’ favorite food is Sourdough and his favorite drink is Green Tea

– Mr. Lynes can witewawwy hit the gwiddy

– Mr. Lynes’ favorite units to teach are space and genetics

– Mr. Lynes’ favorite classes were History and Woodshop

– Mr. Lynes’ favorite new slang terms are slap, low-key, and bruh

– Mr. Lynes’ favorite car is the 1947 125 S. (The very first Ferrari)

Mr. Lynes has a very active life outside of school grounds. He is a family man, helping walk the dog, cook, do the dishes, etc. His favorite activities are go-kart racing, riding bikes, flying planes, hiking, looking at fancy cars and motorcycles, and always dreaming of driving a classic Ferrari through Tuscany, Italy.

“Mr. Lynes always has a smile on his face and always loves to come into school on any occasion.” – Blake Vandermost

“Mr. Lynes is an amazing teacher who never teaches a boring class. Keeping up with modern slang and being able to use it without looking cringy is one of the most admirable characteristics of Mr. Lynes. He also incorporates interactive lessons that help students engage, have fun, and learn at the same time. Willingly helping students either in the morning or after school, even during lunch, Mr. Lynes truly cares for all of his students.” – Katelin Tang

“He’s supportive and he’s down with the slang.” – Will Thomas

“Mr. Lynes is great at teaching and helping his students while also making class really fun! My friends and I love talking to him before class.” – Ella Mendoza

“Mr. Lynes never fails to give me scientific knowledge and make my day.” – Kade Rolland-Engal

Mr. Lynes is most definitely one of the most admirable, inspirational, and humble teachers on campus. He puts a focus on academics, professionalism, and comedy, but he also cares about all of his students. Even though he doesn’t think so, Mr. Lynes works really hard and should be appreciated more than he already is. He comes into work with a smile on his face every day to teach everybody something new. He is 100% the funniest teacher on campus as well. In conclusion, Mr. Lynes is one of the best teachers on campus, and one that historians will write about in the history books.